We Have to Ask

Assisted by their guests, Jonathan and Marty bring new insights and serious discussion to topics that don’t get enough attention. For some reason, our RSS feed is only able to pull one podcast episode from each dimension where Marty and Jonathan podcast together.

We Have to Ask

Will You Just Drop It? • Ep 101- Skydiving

Marty enjoys talking about things that sometimes scares Jonathan. Jonathan has asked for years for Marty to drop it. This week, Marty has picked it back up and Jonathan is holding onto the ground.

Marty enjoys talking about things that sometimes scares Jonathan. Jonathan has asked for years for Marty to drop it. This week, Marty has picked it back up and Jonathan is holding onto the ground.


Where the Heck Have You Been? • Ep 132- Catching Up with Marty and Jonathan

It has been a few months since our hosts have settled into an episode. This week, we catch up with Marty and Jonathan.

It has been a few months since our hosts have settled into an episode. This week, we catch up with Marty and Jonathan.


Who Is This For? • Ep 310 - What the Comments Meant

Jonathan is out this week so Marty presents a mystery for you. Who well-wishes for whom?

Jonathan is out this week so Marty presents a mystery for you. Who well-wishes for whom?


Are You Ready to Play? • Ep 173- Taboo Jr

Marty and Jonathan are dusting off the kids games this week. They will be playing Taboo jr. Will you be able to guess what they are trying to describe?

Marty and Jonathan are dusting off the kids games this week. They will be playing Taboo jr. Will you be able to guess what they are trying to describe?


Was That Foolish? • Ep 125- Mondays...Meh

When did April 1st become the ONLY day to be foolish? This week, Jonathan reads the writings of the great Jim Davis.

When did April 1st become the ONLY day to be foolish? This week, Jonathan reads the writings of the great Jim Davis.


Why Don't I Remember That? • Ep 193- Forgettable Superheros

Do you remember these early comic book superheros? These forgettables may become very memorable.

Do you remember these early comic book superheros? These forgettables may become very memorable.


How Did It Get This Way? • Ep 113- March "Holidays"

There are a lot of "holidays" in March. Marty and Jonathan this week talk about the week past that had plenty of holidays to celebrate. But are they truly worth the parties? How did they even become a thing?

There are a lot of "holidays" in March. Marty and Jonathan this week talk about the week past that had plenty of holidays to celebrate. But are they truly worth the parties? How did they even become a thing?


Who's Hungry? • Ep 184- Cheesy Mushroom Polenta

Someone is in the kitchen with Producer Amy. Oh, its just Marty. Find out what Marty is about to eat.

Someone is in the kitchen with Producer Amy. Oh, its just Marty. Find out what Marty is about to eat.


Why So Much Ado? • Ep 162- Two Gentlemen from Verona Act 1 Scn 1

This week, Marty and Jonathan start "Two Gentlemen from Verona" Act 1 Scene 1. This is widely considered one of William Shakespeare's first written play.

This week, Marty and Jonathan start "Two Gentlemen from Verona" Act 1 Scene 1. This is widely considered one of William Shakespeare's first written play.


What If We're Wrong? • Ep 129- 2019 Academy Awards

It's the end of the award season. Well, the award season is over. Marty and Jonathan try there luck to see if they know who won at the Oscars.

It's the end of the award season. Well, the award season is over. Marty and Jonathan try there luck to see if they know who won at the Oscars.


Is It Ever Too Late? • Ep 152- Valentine's Day

Marty and Jonathan recorded right on time for Valentine's Day. This week we get to see into Jonathan's new status update.

Marty and Jonathan recorded right on time for Valentine's Day. This week we get to see into Jonathan's new status update.


What Rhymes With Orange? • Ep 142- Valentine's Day Special

The love is in the air again in 2019. Listen to some authentic poems from one of our hosts, Jonathan. Can you feel the love?

The love is in the air again in 2019. Listen to some authentic poems from one of our hosts, Jonathan. Can you feel the love?


Who Really Did It? • Ep 171- The Case of the Dropped Snacks pt 6

Marty and Jonathan continue to look into the details of the Case of the Dropped Snacks. Did Toby the dog get onto the table? Was it someone who was just lazy? Our hosts continue to work the case.

Marty and Jonathan continue to look into the details of the Case of the Dropped Snacks. Did Toby the dog get onto the table? Was it someone who was just lazy? Our hosts continue to work the case.


Haven't You Always Wished? • Ep 139- Thanking Your Teacher

Jonathan knows what it is like to be a teacher. This week, finally, his biggest wish comes true. A sit down chat with his 1st improv teacher. Jonathan gets a chance to finally show how thankful he is.

Jonathan knows what it is like to be a teacher. This week, finally, his biggest wish comes true. A sit down chat with his 1st improv teacher. Jonathan gets a chance to finally show how thankful he is.


Where has the Sun Gone? • Ep 108- Back from NYC

Jonathan has gotten back from his weekend in NYC. He is here tonight to listen to your questions and answer from the heart.

Jonathan has gotten back from his weekend in NYC. He is here tonight to listen to your questions and answer from the heart.


Will You Make It? • Ep 197- 1st Snow of 2019

Marty and Jonathan have a special assignment this week. Jonathan has a play to get to a hour away. Forecast calls for snow and for the heavy part to happen on his way back home. Our hosts will figure out if Jonathan can make the show and home safely.

Marty and Jonathan have a special assignment this week. Jonathan has a play to get to a hour away. Forecast calls for snow and for the heavy part to happen on his way back home. Our hosts will figure out if Jonathan can make the show and home safely.


Is That Your Final Answer? • Ep 187- Week 2 of 2019

It's week 2 with 15 brand new questions. How well did you do? Make sure you let us know!

It's week 2 with 15 brand new questions. How well did you do? Make sure you let us know!


Are You Writing A Book? • Ep 119- Christmas Time

We Have To Ask would like to wish you an amazing start to 2019. Here is a tapping of a Christmas show that happened with almost everyone from The Peak Sloth Network.

We Have To Ask would like to wish you an amazing start to 2019. Here is a tapping of a Christmas show that happened with almost everyone from The Peak Sloth Network.


What's It Like There? • Ep 165 - Christmas in NY

Merry Christmas from Baltimore and New York.

Merry Christmas from Baltimore and New York.


What Are You Running From? • Ep 128- Baltimore to LA

Why leave Baltimore? WHY?

Why leave Baltimore? WHY?


Allow Popups? • Ep 153- Advertising

Marty and Jonathan are really looking for people to listen to the show. They have reached out this week to an advertising expert to help. Will you rate this show?

Marty and Jonathan are really looking for people to listen to the show. They have reached out this week to an advertising expert to help. Will you rate this show?


Will You Catch The Mall? • Ep 144- Classical

Attention Shoppers! This week we will be listening to some of the classics. However, these classics have a little holiday flare.

Attention Shoppers! This week we will be listening to some of the classics. However, these classics have a little holiday flare.


What Playlist is This? • Ep 137- 70s/80s

Marty and Jonathan shuffle past the holiday music this week to find some 70s and 80s not so hits. With the help of their guest, they will discover some music and artists that aren't so mainstream.

Marty and Jonathan shuffle past the holiday music this week to find some 70s and 80s not so hits. With the help of their guest, they will discover some music and artists that aren't so mainstream.


Do You Deliver? • Ep 104- MLML Thanksgiving Invitational

We are "Live" at the Minor League Mail League Thanksgiving Invitational. We have a roster of semi professional mail openers looking to win the 2018 Golden Letter Opener and this is just one more stop to the finals.

We are "Live" at the Minor League Mail League Thanksgiving Invitational. We have a roster of semi professional mail openers looking to win the 2018 Golden Letter Opener and this is just one more stop to the finals.


When's Storytime? • Ep 176- Disc 7: Nursery Rhymes

Thank you for choosing "When's Storytime?" 24 disc set of children's short stories and poems. We hope this anthology will help with nap and bed time.

Thank you for choosing "When's Storytime?" 24 disc set of children's short stories and poems. We hope this anthology will help with nap and bed time.


Haven't We Heard This Already? • Ep 199- Election Time

Go vote, make a difference, and let your voice be heard! This message paid for by the Your Right To Vote Podcast Alliance.

Go vote, make a difference, and let your voice be heard! This message paid for by the Your Right To Vote Podcast Alliance.


What Have We Done • Ep 185- JHC MUPPS Operation

These are the tapes from the JHC MUPPS Operation back in the late 60s. Many attempts have been made to make these tape public record. These are some of those recordings.

These are the tapes from the JHC MUPPS Operation back in the late 60s. Many attempts have been made to make these tape public record. These are some of those recordings.


How Round Is Your Table? • Ep 112- Education

While Marty is away, Jonathan put together another table of experts. This time, Education is up for debate. Ranging levels of experience in and out of the classroom, this week we put the teachers to the test.

While Marty is away, Jonathan put together another table of experts. This time, Education is up for debate. Ranging levels of experience in and out of the classroom, this week we put the teachers to the test.


Can You Cover Me? • Ep 124- Weezer

One of the most talked about covers in the history of the world is this week's topic. Marty and Jonathan bring in local expert of Weezer to talk about their cover of Toto's "Africa." They will take some time to do the things they never have.

One of the most talked about covers in the history of the world is this week's topic. Marty and Jonathan bring in local expert of Weezer to talk about their cover of Toto's "Africa." They will take some time to do the things they never have.


Is This The Future We Were Promised? • Ep 150 - Uncanny w/ Lilly

Marty and Jonathan travel to the uncanny valley this week. Bringing in this week expert Lilly, they discuss the things that makes us feel a little strange.

Marty and Jonathan travel to the uncanny valley this week. Bringing in this week expert Lilly, they discuss the things that makes us feel a little strange.


How High Can You Go? • Ep 161- 420's Half Birthday

Marty and Jonathan were scheduled to bring in a thought board expert. Can you really achieve all your thoughts and dreams by willing it onto the board? Well..Marty had to go away this weekend and things changed.

Marty and Jonathan were scheduled to bring in a thought board expert. Can you really achieve all your thoughts and dreams by willing it onto the board? Well..Marty had to go away this weekend and things changed.


Must The Show Go On? • Ep 133- Community/School Theater

Marty and Jonathan find themselves wanting to start a community theater. This week they bring in Danny, who has the tips and tricks for starting up your own community theater.

Marty and Jonathan find themselves wanting to start a community theater. This week they bring in Danny, who has the tips and tricks for starting up your own community theater.


What Is The Biggest Animal You Have Ever Killed? • Ep 143 - Dr. Violet Gray

We are LIVE from the 3rd annual Baltimore Podcast Festival. This week, Marty and Jonathan have Dr. Violet Gray, expert in Big Game Hunting. Find out the process of getting your PHD and ways to stay save.

We are LIVE from the 3rd annual Baltimore Podcast Festival. This week, Marty and Jonathan have Dr. Violet Gray, expert in Big Game Hunting. Find out the process of getting your PHD and ways to stay save.


Are You With The Band? • Ep 108- Tavor

Marty and Jonathan had very opposite weeks. Together, they have brought on local Dirty Blues performer, Tavor. Learn what Dirty Blues are and how Tavor got into the music business.

Marty and Jonathan had very opposite weeks. Together, they have brought on local Dirty Blues performer, Tavor. Learn what Dirty Blues are and how Tavor got into the music business.


What Are We Looking At? • Ep 172 - Real Sci-Fi

Marty and Jonathan get into the science of Sci-Fi this week. What is it actually like to fly a space craft in space? Could their actually be life on other planets? Our hosts journey where no podcast hosts have journeyed before.

Marty and Jonathan get into the science of Sci-Fi this week. What is it actually like to fly a space craft in space? Could their actually be life on other planets? Our hosts journey where no podcast hosts have journeyed before.


Are U In Team? • Ep 188- Anastasia Beaven-Hauser

Marty and Jonathan team up again this week to bring you Anastasia Beaven-Hauser. They discuss this week team building events. Always know, there is a team working behind the scenes for your team building.

Marty and Jonathan team up again this week to bring you Anastasia Beaven-Hauser. They discuss this week team building events. Always know, there is a team working behind the scenes for your team building.


Can We Pencil You In? • Ep 126- Rebecca Noe

It's Baltimore Restaurant Week again. Marty and Jonathan look to discover what it takes to create a week long event. They have scheduled resident event coordinator, Rebecca Noe to learn more.

It's Baltimore Restaurant Week again. Marty and Jonathan look to discover what it takes to create a week long event. They have scheduled resident event coordinator, Rebecca Noe to learn more.


How Was Your Season? • Ep 164 - Frankie's Garden

Marty and Jonathan get to know Frankie's garden. What are his gardening skills and tricks? We discover what is growing in the garden.

Marty and Jonathan get to know Frankie's garden. What are his gardening skills and tricks? We discover what is growing in the garden.


Where Do I Sign Up? • Ep 116- Adult Babysitters Club

Marty and Jonathan check in on the babysitting sector of Baltimore. The Adult Babysitters Club is a growing organization looking to make a mark. How difficult is it to join the elite? Find out this week.

Marty and Jonathan check in on the babysitting sector of Baltimore. The Adult Babysitters Club is a growing organization looking to make a mark. How difficult is it to join the elite? Find out this week.


Has It Really Been That Long? • Ep 158- Austin from High school

It's been a minute. Marty and Jonathan welcome a high school mate of Jonathan's, Austin. This week a podcast host and a DJ in LA catch up.

It's been a minute. Marty and Jonathan welcome a high school mate of Jonathan's, Austin. This week a podcast host and a DJ in LA catch up.


Have We Run Out Of Ideas? • Ep 140- 1st "25" Clip Show

Sometimes to prepare for a big event, you must throw out everything you know and get lazy. Come on a journey of Jonathan and Marty's first "25" episodes.

Sometimes to prepare for a big event, you must throw out everything you know and get lazy. Come on a journey of Jonathan and Marty's first "25" episodes.


How Do You Save The Day? • Ep 138 - FlyHawk

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN! Marty and Jonathan are back for another exciting episode. This week, they meet a student of the game, FlyHawk. Will they discover his weakness? Will they conquer this episode? Will they follow each other on Linkedin and start networking? Tune in to find out!

Dun Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN! Marty and Jonathan are back for another exciting episode. This week, they meet a student of the game, FlyHawk. Will they discover his weakness? Will they conquer this episode? Will they follow each other on Linkedin and start networking? Tune in to find out!


Will We Catch Them All? • Ep 194- Pokemon Generations

Marty and Jonathan attempt to catch them all. Pokemon is a multi-generational game series that continues to go strong. Our hosts have a guest who has extensive knowledge on these Pocket Monsters.

Marty and Jonathan attempt to catch them all. Pokemon is a multi-generational game series that continues to go strong. Our hosts have a guest who has extensive knowledge on these Pocket Monsters.


What Are You Drinkin'? • Ep 177- The Light Side

Marty and Jonathan venture outside of the local brews this week. They have brought in experts of light beer. Why do people still lean towards this beer at pubs? Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of it.

Marty and Jonathan venture outside of the local brews this week. They have brought in experts of light beer. Why do people still lean towards this beer at pubs? Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of it.


How Have You Not Seen That? • Ep 146- Game of Thrones

It's Marty's week to get Jonathan on board. This episode, Marty is riding in on a dragon to convince Jonathan that Game of Thrones is a show for him. He has brought in fan and expert of the show, Haley, to crown this show the best thing Jonathan has never seen.

It's Marty's week to get Jonathan on board. This episode, Marty is riding in on a dragon to convince Jonathan that Game of Thrones is a show for him. He has brought in fan and expert of the show, Haley, to crown this show the best thing Jonathan has never seen.


Who Fragged Who? • Ep 127- Gears of War

Marty and Jonathan squad up this week with special guest, Juan. This week they discuss the Gears of War franchise. They get a chance to speak on its growing popularity, its next installment, and its online game play.

Marty and Jonathan squad up this week with special guest, Juan. This week they discuss the Gears of War franchise. They get a chance to speak on its growing popularity, its next installment, and its online game play.


Should We Say Something? • Ep 183- A Guest

Marty and Jonathan invite a guest into the studio this week. The topic of discussion is how to meet and greet someone famous. Have our hosts ever met someone famous and how did it go?

Marty and Jonathan invite a guest into the studio this week. The topic of discussion is how to meet and greet someone famous. Have our hosts ever met someone famous and how did it go?


What's So Great About Fridays? • Ep 155-Sitcom Relationships

Marty and Jonathan discuss the driving force behind any great sitcom, the relationship. They bring in relationship expert, Hannah J, to dissect some of our cherished groups on TV. It isn't sweeps week but you better have your tissues ready.

Marty and Jonathan discuss the driving force behind any great sitcom, the relationship. They bring in relationship expert, Hannah J, to dissect some of our cherished groups on TV. It isn't sweeps week but you better have your tissues ready.


How Was Your Weekend? • Ep 131- Memorial Day Weekend 2018

Marty and Jonathan chat about the happenings of Memorial Day weekend. Jonathan discusses attending his first game of the season for the Baltimore Brigade. Marty gives the run down on Baltimore's Sandlot.

Marty and Jonathan chat about the happenings of Memorial Day weekend. Jonathan discusses attending his first game of the season for the Baltimore Brigade. Marty gives the run down on Baltimore's Sandlot.


Will The Stars Align? • Ep 118- Dudley J Quaid

Marty and Jonathan finally look to the stars to bring Jeff Goldblum and Dame Judi Dench together. What do their birth signs tell us about their connect? Is Mercury the answer to the problem?

Marty and Jonathan finally look to the stars to bring Jeff Goldblum and Dame Judi Dench together. What do their birth signs tell us about their connect? Is Mercury the answer to the problem?


How Fast Can We Go? • Ep 122- The Preakness

Marty and Jonathan prepare for the most important jewel in the Triple Crown. From what to wear, drink, and do they find out what the Preakness is really all about.

Marty and Jonathan prepare for the most important jewel in the Triple Crown. From what to wear, drink, and do they find out what the Preakness is really all about.


Where Will You Be Staying? • Ep 163- Summer Camping

Marty is back from France and Jonathan is all ears. With summer around the corner, they look at what it takes to have a relaxing stay at summer camp. Find out the best ways to stay cool at night and find the perfect temperature for your showers.

Marty is back from France and Jonathan is all ears. With summer around the corner, they look at what it takes to have a relaxing stay at summer camp. Find out the best ways to stay cool at night and find the perfect temperature for your showers.


What's That Up There? • Ep 109- Urban Tree Canopy

Marty and Jonathan get to the root of what is growing in our neighborhoods. How are trees picked for a block? Who is planting these trees? Their guest this week has all the answers.

Marty and Jonathan get to the root of what is growing in our neighborhoods. How are trees picked for a block? Who is planting these trees? Their guest this week has all the answers.


Is This...? • Ep 145- Is This 30?

Jonathan is about to turn 30! A traditionally held milestone birthday, Jonathan seeks out help from friends Kim and Lars. Is this truly 30?

Jonathan is about to turn 30! A traditionally held milestone birthday, Jonathan seeks out help from friends Kim and Lars. Is this truly 30?


How Do You Pick Your Spot? • Ep 105 - GoGos the Fashion Bus

Marty and Jonathan head over to the JFX farmers market in Baltimore City. There, they find Stacey with her business, GoGos. This fashion bus is mobile to give everyone the chance to add to their wardrobe.

Marty and Jonathan head over to the JFX farmers market in Baltimore City. There, they find Stacey with her business, GoGos. This fashion bus is mobile to give everyone the chance to add to their wardrobe.


What Are The Odds? • Ep 9 - Jonathan's Story

Jonathan finds himself entangled in a mystery that spans more than a decade.

Jonathan finds himself entangled in a mystery that spans more than a decade.


Where Do I Know You From? • Ep 65- Trivia & Podcast Network

Marty and Jonathan speak with local trivia enthusiast and podcast host Lars P. Find out how Jonathan met Lars for the first time. How does Lars' trivia team do on a weekly basis?

Marty and Jonathan speak with local trivia enthusiast and podcast host Lars P. Find out how Jonathan met Lars for the first time. How does Lars' trivia team do on a weekly basis?


Whos Got Next? • Ep 54 - Killer Queen comes to Baltimore

Marty and Jonathan go to the unveiling of Killer Queen in Baltimore. They speak with Todd Blatt, who spearheaded the crowd funding campaign to bring the game to the city. Learn with Marty and Jonathan how the game is played and what the community is like.

Marty and Jonathan go to the unveiling of Killer Queen in Baltimore. They speak with Todd Blatt, who spearheaded the crowd funding campaign to bring the game to the city. Learn with Marty and Jonathan how the game is played and what the community is like.


Do We Have Time For This? • Ep 8 - Toga Party

Marty and Jonathan squeeze in a toga party. Did they stay long and did they have fun? Yes they did. Sorry, they don't have time to wait for your guesses.

Marty and Jonathan squeeze in a toga party. Did they stay long and did they have fun? Yes they did. Sorry, they don't have time to wait for your guesses.


Why Pay Retail? • Ep 79 - Thrift Scavenging with Kathleen

Marty and Jonathan search for the real deals with their guest Kathleen. They discover the tips to finding real treasures in others trash. Kathleen discusses her best finds and the one that keeps slipping through her hands.

Marty and Jonathan search for the real deals with their guest Kathleen. They discover the tips to finding real treasures in others trash. Kathleen discusses her best finds and the one that keeps slipping through her hands.


What's Between the Lines? • Ep 97- "Life In The Midwest" Author Burnadette Toboggan

Marty and Jonathan have a sit down interview with author Burnadette Toboggan. They discuss what makes her series of novels, "Life in the Midwest", so interesting to her readers. Learn about her back history and what was the starting point for her writing.

Marty and Jonathan have a sit down interview with author Burnadette Toboggan. They discuss what makes her series of novels, "Life in the Midwest", so interesting to her readers. Learn about her back history and what was the starting point for her writing.


Who Will Take The Initiative? • Ep 52 - Charm City Meadworks' D&D

Marty and Jonathan venture to Charm City Meadworks for their monthly Sunday D&D for the first time. Joined by friend Kim and newcomer Dan, Marty tries being Game Master. Armed with pencils and their 20 sided dice, they are ready for this new adventure.

Marty and Jonathan venture to Charm City Meadworks for their monthly Sunday D&D for the first time. Joined by friend Kim and newcomer Dan, Marty tries being Game Master. Armed with pencils and their 20 sided dice, they are ready for this new adventure.


Was Once Enough • Ep 2 - Earth Girls are Easy

Marty and Jonathan are back! This week, with their friend Kristen, they talk about a movie that never had a sequel, Earth Girls are Easy. Why has this masterpiece never been touched since the 80s? What would a sequel look like? How sexy is Jeff Goldblum?

Marty and Jonathan are back! This week, with their friend Kristen, they talk about a movie that never had a sequel, Earth Girls are Easy. Why has this masterpiece never been touched since the 80s? What would a sequel look like? How sexy is Jeff Goldblum?


How Was It? • Ep 86 - Sobriety with Ti

Marty and Jonathan sit down with Ti to discuss his 7 month journey of sobriety. What lead Ti to make a change and are there obstacles in the way?

Marty and Jonathan sit down with Ti to discuss his 7 month journey of sobriety. What lead Ti to make a change and are there obstacles in the way?


Are You A Wizard? • Ep 95 - Pinball with Pat

Marty and Jonathan head to a local resturant that is home to a room of pinball machines. There, they meet up with their guest, Pat. Discussing what makes a pinball machine, how do you become one with the machine, and why are the lights so bright makes this week spring to action.

Marty and Jonathan head to a local resturant that is home to a room of pinball machines. There, they meet up with their guest, Pat. Discussing what makes a pinball machine, how do you become one with the machine, and why are the lights so bright makes this week spring to action.


Who Makes? Who Takes? • Ep 74 - Sweaters for Cats

Jonathan and Marty look to warm up this week. Ivana Helper, world renowned philanthropist, brings some of her sweaters for nude cats in with her. What are her next steps and will she branch out?

Jonathan and Marty look to warm up this week. Ivana Helper, world renowned philanthropist, brings some of her sweaters for nude cats in with her. What are her next steps and will she branch out?


Did You Cover Your Tracks? • Ep 57- Currency

Marty has vanished but the show must go on. Jonathan and special co host Richard sit down with Linda Sterling to discuss life without traceable currency. No credit cards, no checks, and no banks. We're only dealing in bills and coins.

Marty has vanished but the show must go on. Jonathan and special co host Richard sit down with Linda Sterling to discuss life without traceable currency. No credit cards, no checks, and no banks. We're only dealing in bills and coins.


Where's Your Ticket? • Ep 98- Concert Trips

Marty's plane was delayed but the show must go on. Jonathan sits down with friend and expert, Danielle Smith, to discuss traveling to see concerts. What are tricks to get VIP tickets, how should you pack, and how far should you travel to see a concert?

Marty's plane was delayed but the show must go on. Jonathan sits down with friend and expert, Danielle Smith, to discuss traveling to see concerts. What are tricks to get VIP tickets, how should you pack, and how far should you travel to see a concert?


What Choice Do We Have? • Ep 75 - Navigating with Just Cecilia

Marty and Jonathan make the choice of coming in from the cold weather outside. They bring with them expert life navigator Just Cecilia to help out with those choices that need step by step directions.

Marty and Jonathan make the choice of coming in from the cold weather outside. They bring with them expert life navigator Just Cecilia to help out with those choices that need step by step directions.


Do You Feel Safe? • Ep 62 - M&T Bank Stadium

Marty and Jonathan discuss the security practices of M&T Bank Stadium, the home of the Baltimore Ravens. Jonathan talks about the long list of items prohibited from entering the stadium and his attempt to sneak a few of those items into the game.

Marty and Jonathan discuss the security practices of M&T Bank Stadium, the home of the Baltimore Ravens. Jonathan talks about the long list of items prohibited from entering the stadium and his attempt to sneak a few of those items into the game.


Do You Hear What I Hear? • Ep 90 - The Mayor's Christmas Party

Jonathan and Marty host the Baltimore Mayor's Christmas Celebration in Hampden! Live it like you were there as Jonathan spins the beats and get everybody pumped for the Mayor's appearance.

Holiday music for this episode is Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 from freemusicpublicdomain.com:

  • "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Jon Sayles"
  • "Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel - Patrick Kallestad"
  • "Silent Night - Jon Sayles'"
  • "Have a Happy Christmas - Geoff Hurley"
Jonathan and Marty host the Baltimore Mayor's Christmas Celebration in Hampden! Live it like you were there as Jonathan spins the beats and get everybody pumped for the Mayor's appearance. Holiday music for this episode is Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 from freemusicpublicdomain.com: "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Jon Sayles" "Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel - Patrick Kallestad" "Silent Night - Jon Sayles'" "Have a Happy Christmas - Geoff Hurley"


Who Asked You? • Ep 77 - The Expert of Experts Joseph Jacobs

Jonathan and Marty have some long-awaited face time with their talent booker and meta-expert, Joseph Jacobs. They answer your expert-seeking questions in "Who Do I Ask?"

Jonathan and Marty have some long-awaited face time with their talent booker and meta-expert, Joseph Jacobs. They answer your expert-seeking questions in "Who Do I Ask?"


Hot Or Cold? • Ep 89 - Ice and Sand Sculpting

Marty and Jonathan discover that sculpting is not just an art form, its a way of life. Whole beach sand sculpting to works of art carved in ice are just a few of the skills they discuss. Also, another round of "Tis the Season."

Marty and Jonathan discover that sculpting is not just an art form, its a way of life. Whole beach sand sculpting to works of art carved in ice are just a few of the skills they discuss. Also, another round of "Tis the Season."


Can You Teach an Old Dog New Tricks? • Ep 99 - Puppy Power w/ Cob Sicily

Marty and Jonathan find the best techniques for training dogs. Whether you always get bit or licked, there will be some good information for you. Also, more advice for your job changes on "Nothing Up Our Sleeves."

Marty and Jonathan find the best techniques for training dogs. Whether you always get bit or licked, there will be some good information for you. Also, more advice for your job changes on "Nothing Up Our Sleeves."


Who Sang That? • Ep 60 - 90's ALT Rock w/ Miles Needer

Marty and Jonathan take a stroll down musical memory lane to 90's Alt Rock. How did bands transition between hair rock to grunge and its effect on the masses? What were concerts like and the merchandise they sold? Plus, fan write-ins for Duet It or Screw It.

Marty and Jonathan take a stroll down musical memory lane to 90's Alt Rock. How did bands transition between hair rock to grunge and its effect on the masses? What were concerts like and the merchandise they sold? Plus, fan write-ins for Duet It or Screw It.


Is It Better Down Where Its Wetter? • Ep 5 - Lobster Talk with Jessica Finn

Marty and Jonathan find out about the life styles of the lobster. Everything from eating habits to activities they do under water. Jonathan also has an update on Dolphin Crush.

Marty and Jonathan find out about the life styles of the lobster. Everything from eating habits to activities they do under water. Jonathan also has an update on Dolphin Crush.


Am I Stressing You Out? • Ep 50 - Massage Bloggist Sharon O'Haren

Marty took a relaxing trip and Jonathan brought in his friend Kristen to help co-host the show. They got to meet Sharon O'Haren to talk about the new fads in massage. This episode should keep you from stressing out.

Marty took a relaxing trip and Jonathan brought in his friend Kristen to help co-host the show. They got to meet Sharon O'Haren to talk about the new fads in massage. This episode should keep you from stressing out.


Should We Turn Back? • Ep 80- Gil Grubman

Jonathan and Marty welcome Gil Grubman on the show to talk about traveling with not so friendly people. Gil talks about traveling to your home country, eastern Europe, and the proper Buffalo Wing.

Jonathan and Marty welcome Gil Grubman on the show to talk about traveling with not so friendly people. Gil talks about traveling to your home country, eastern Europe, and the proper Buffalo Wing.


How Well Did You Listen? • Ep 100 - The Archivists 1.0

Dear valued listener,

We at Here Be Lobsters strive to bring you the best content in the multiverse. This week, we have for you a pilot of a new game show for We Have To Ask. Play along with Marty and Jonathan and see if you paid closer attention to the series. Help us celebrate 100 episodes!

Cordially, Marty and Jonathan Here Be Lobsters NLC

Dear valued listener, We at Here Be Lobsters strive to bring you the best content in the multiverse. This week, we have for you a pilot of a new game show for We Have To Ask. Play along with Marty and Jonathan and see if you paid closer attention to the series. Help us celebrate 100 episodes! Cordially, Marty and Jonathan Here Be Lobsters NLC


Who's Ghosting Who? • Ep 14 - Ghosting Me, Ghosting You

Marty reviews his experience doing the WNYC Bored and Brilliant #GetBored challenge while trying to figure out if Jonathan is ghosting him.

Marty reviews his experience doing the WNYC Bored and Brilliant #GetBored challenge while trying to figure out if Jonathan is ghosting him.


How Can We Fix This? • Ep 48 - Building Bridges

Marty and Jonathan have some bridges that need to be mended. For the last couple of episodes cracks have been showing on once solid foundations and this week they look to tend to them.

Marty and Jonathan have some bridges that need to be mended. For the last couple of episodes cracks have been showing on once solid foundations and this week they look to tend to them.


Have We Crossed the Line? • Ep 20- Baltimore Improv Group Kickstarter

Marty and Jonathan are in the final stretch of the Baltimore Improv Group’s Kickstarter. They get a chance to speak to many members of the community who helped get their new theater up and running for the grand opening.

Marty and Jonathan are in the final stretch of the Baltimore Improv Group’s Kickstarter. They get a chance to speak to many members of the community who helped get their new theater up and running for the grand opening.


Is This How It Ends? • Ep 107 - The Truth

Jonathan is finally getting things off his chest. He opens up about the episode that finally did Marty and him in. What a journey it has been.

Jonathan is finally getting things off his chest. He opens up about the episode that finally did Marty and him in. What a journey it has been.


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What Time Is It? • Ep 1527 - Genghis Khan and Bill

Jonathan and Marty have gone back in time to create a two person squad to face each other in the arcade classic Joust. Now in 1527, the group look to fine the world's greatest jouster and possibly a real dragon.

Jonathan and Marty have gone back in time to create a two person squad to face each other in the arcade classic Joust. Now in 1527, the group look to fine the world's greatest jouster and possibly a real dragon.


Where's the Coffee? • Ep 61 - To Frederick or Bust

Marty and Jonathan are on the road this week to Frederick Maryland for the Comedy Pigs Summer Extravaganza with Hostel. Learn what makes a gathering an extravaganza, how much coffee one person can actually consume, and fun facts about Goldfish crackers.

Marty and Jonathan are on the road this week to Frederick Maryland for the Comedy Pigs Summer Extravaganza with Hostel. Learn what makes a gathering an extravaganza, how much coffee one person can actually consume, and fun facts about Goldfish crackers.


How Do You Say Goodbye? • Ep 45 - Bye Bye Sean Latta

Marty and Jonathan wish a fond farewell to friend Sean Latta. What does Sean expect to see in New York and what will he miss most in Baltimore? This contributor to the show finally gets his comeuppances.

Marty and Jonathan wish a fond farewell to friend Sean Latta. What does Sean expect to see in New York and what will he miss most in Baltimore? This contributor to the show finally gets his comeuppances.


What Are You Looking At? • Ep 36 - Cecilia Lopez-Cruz

This week, Marty and Jonathan talk to Cecilia Lopez-Cruz about the world of missing milk carton people. How does big orange juice play a role in the fascinating world of missing people bounty hunting. Also, another exhilarating round of I Spy.

This week, Marty and Jonathan talk to Cecilia Lopez-Cruz about the world of missing milk carton people. How does big orange juice play a role in the fascinating world of missing people bounty hunting. Also, another exhilarating round of I Spy.


What Do The Pros Say? • Ep 68- Otakon 2017

Marty and Jonathan have two separate events to go to this week. While Marty is going to John Hopkins for a study, Jonathan is going to Otakon 2017 to talk to cosplayers. Jonathan is out to find if there is money to be made in cosplaying.

Marty and Jonathan have two separate events to go to this week. While Marty is going to John Hopkins for a study, Jonathan is going to Otakon 2017 to talk to cosplayers. Jonathan is out to find if there is money to be made in cosplaying.


What's Cooking? • Ep 40 - David Bakes You Bread

Jonathan and Marty loaf around the kitchen with urban pirate and semi-pro bread baker David Lustig to learn what drives his passion for bread, and whether he can help them make a good bake of their own.

Get your own loaf from David at davidbakesyoubread.com!

Jonathan and Marty loaf around the kitchen with urban pirate and semi-pro bread baker David Lustig to learn what drives his passion for bread, and whether he can help them make a good bake of their own. Get your own loaf from David at davidbakesyoubread.com!


Hot Enough For You? • Ep 4 - Artscape 2017

Marty and Jonathan brave the heat for the 2017 Artscape. They discuss the importance of sauna use during the summer. Also, how far does the gas company hands go into all aspects of government?

Marty and Jonathan brave the heat for the 2017 Artscape. They discuss the importance of sauna use during the summer. Also, how far does the gas company hands go into all aspects of government?


How's Your Summer Going? • Ep 15 - Prof. H Y Paperstacks

Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of what makes the perfect Snoball for the summer time and can you have to much marshmallow. Also, learn about what is a good sauce to go on and with hot wings.

Marty and Jonathan get to the bottom of what makes the perfect Snoball for the summer time and can you have to much marshmallow. Also, learn about what is a good sauce to go on and with hot wings.


Do You Call That Art? • Ep 25 - Nude Self Portraits w/ Trisha

Marty and Jonathan take the next step in Jonathan's journey of self portraits. They bring in world renowned self portrait artist Trisha to discuss the process of an amazing portrait.

Marty and Jonathan take the next step in Jonathan's journey of self portraits. They bring in world renowned self portrait artist Trisha to discuss the process of an amazing portrait.


Do You Call That Food? • Ep 30- Author Doug Chetterson

Marty and Jonathan learn the math and science behind Taco Bell. Thanks to Author Doug Chetterson, they are able to learn more about the standard for late night dining.

Marty and Jonathan learn the math and science behind Taco Bell. Thanks to Author Doug Chetterson, they are able to learn more about the standard for late night dining.


Will You Pass Go? • Ep 88 - Day Vatell w/ Wokeopoly

Marty and Jonathan continue their mission to find the fresh new Monopoly game. This week, they bring in Day Vatell who is a huge fan of Monopoly. Our hosts have boarded a car on the B&O railroad and are heading around the board. Will this game pass go?

Marty and Jonathan continue their mission to find the fresh new Monopoly game. This week, they bring in Day Vatell who is a huge fan of Monopoly. Our hosts have boarded a car on the B&O railroad and are heading around the board. Will this game pass go?


Who Wore It Best? • Ep 78 - Euro Vogue's Georgina VanSumting

Marty and Jonathan went all in with this week's episode. You can breath a little easier with this romper-less episode. The Editor of Euro Vogue is on to talk about the new fashion season and where do political fashion trends start.

Marty and Jonathan went all in with this week's episode. You can breath a little easier with this romper-less episode. The Editor of Euro Vogue is on to talk about the new fashion season and where do political fashion trends start.


Who's The Boss? • Ep 23 - The Big Sloth Man Joel Murphy

It's time for Marty and Jonathan's performance review. Joel Murphy, the founder of the Peak Sloth Network, is here to give his thoughts and opinions on how the show is going. Our hosts get a chance to also review Joel's show and abilities as the head of the network.

It's time for Marty and Jonathan's performance review. Joel Murphy, the founder of the Peak Sloth Network, is here to give his thoughts and opinions on how the show is going. Our hosts get a chance to also review Joel's show and abilities as the head of the network.


How Will You Be Remembered? • Ep 19 - Maude and Mordy with a D

Jonathan and Marty continue to find ways to cement their legacy in the world. This week they speak to Maude and Mordy about the importance of post-its, take a penny, cardboard, and showers. Take notes, just so you can remember all of these amazing tips.

Jonathan and Marty continue to find ways to cement their legacy in the world. This week they speak to Maude and Mordy about the importance of post-its, take a penny, cardboard, and showers. Take notes, just so you can remember all of these amazing tips.


Where's The Exit? • Ep 32 - The App Doctor Ralphia Zuckerberg

Jonathan and Marty discuss the long arc of the career of the man, the myth, the legend, the App Doctor. They also play The Fishbowl with your app ideas.

Jonathan and Marty discuss the long arc of the career of the man, the myth, the legend, the App Doctor. They also play The Fishbowl with your app ideas.


Is It Worth the Hassle? • Ep 91 - Annabellesley Ckenneddie

Jonathan and Marty sit down with the author of "Take the Rude out of Crudités" to talk about the pending summer wedding season.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with the author of "Take the Rude out of Crudités" to talk about the pending summer wedding season.


Why So Many Questions? • Ep 64 - The Art of the Interview

Jonathan and Marty chat with Kylie about her experiences conducting interviews using those most dreaded of communication tools: questions.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Kylie about her experiences conducting interviews using those most dreaded of communication tools: questions.


Where are the Laces? • Ep 51 - Dr. Stacy Townsend

In this live show at the Baltimore Podcast Festival, Jonathan and Marty chat with Dr. Stacy Townsend about her efforts to advance shoe education, as well as some foot faves and foot faux pas.

In this live show at the Baltimore Podcast Festival, Jonathan and Marty chat with Dr. Stacy Townsend about her efforts to advance shoe education, as well as some foot faves and foot faux pas.


What Do You Do With Your Hands? • Ep 7 - Youth & the Fidget Spinners

Jonathan and Marty get schooled about a new toy that is sweeping the world to occupy your idle hands. Jonathan and Xander square off based on your game suggestions in Rock, Paper, Whaaat?

Jonathan and Marty get schooled about a new toy that is sweeping the world to occupy your idle hands. Jonathan and Xander square off based on your game suggestions in Rock, Paper, Whaaat?


Are We Better Together? • Ep 18 - Emerald Grynye

Jonathan and Marty get back to basics to learn about team building in the woods with Emerald Grynye.

Jonathan and Marty get back to basics to learn about team building in the woods with Emerald Grynye.


Would You Tap That? • Ep 46 - Clicker Games and Social Media

Jonathan and Marty chat about "engagement maximizing" games, as well as a social network that makes Twitter 2010 again.

Jonathan and Marty chat about "engagement maximizing" games, as well as a social network that makes Twitter 2010 again.


What's Wrong? • Ep 27 - Dew.S.A. All The Way

While keeping their improv troupe from warming up, Jonathan and Marty lament the way sodas and fast food keep finding ways to be more wrong.

While keeping their improv troupe from warming up, Jonathan and Marty lament the way sodas and fast food keep finding ways to be more wrong.


What's Good? • Ep 71 - Baltimore Joe

Jonathan and Marty meet with Baltimore Joe outside Camden Yards to talk Baltimore history and hidden treasures.

Jonathan and Marty meet with Baltimore Joe outside Camden Yards to talk Baltimore history and hidden treasures.


Where Do You Get That? • Ep 38- Mints w/ Petunia Raingarden

Jonathan and Marty follow Petunia Raingarden into an obsession with more than just mints.

Jonathan and Marty follow Petunia Raingarden into an obsession with more than just mints.


Why Won't We Sell Out? • Ep 84 - Donors Show

Happy April! That means it's time for our donor shout-out show! Jonathan MCs all of our donor's messages while Marty is away fulfilling donor rewards.

Happy April! That means it's time for our donor shout-out show! Jonathan MCs all of our donor's messages while Marty is away fulfilling donor rewards.


Why is That the Norm? • Ep 81 - Grilling

Jonathan and Marty wrestle with some of the norms around cooking outdoors.

Jonathan and Marty wrestle with some of the norms around cooking outdoors.


Who's Laughing Now? • Ep 33 - The Joke Doctor

Jonathan and Marty get some much-needed schooling from the Joke Doctor. Your jokes are put to the test as well!

Jonathan and Marty get some much-needed schooling from the Joke Doctor. Your jokes are put to the test as well!


Are You All In? • Ep 2 - March Madness

Jonathan and Marty's latest sports gamble is to take on March Madness and the art of bracket-making with the help of basketball coach Scottie Birdson.

Jonathan and Marty's latest sports gamble is to take on March Madness and the art of bracket-making with the help of basketball coach Scottie Birdson.


Where Do You Keep Your Treasures? • Ep 56 - Selling our Treasures at the Techno Swap Fest

Jonathan and Marty journey to the 7th Annual Techno Swap Fest to clear the decks for a new season of treasure-hunting.

Jonathan and Marty journey to the 7th Annual Techno Swap Fest to clear the decks for a new season of treasure-hunting.


Whither the Storm? Ep 20 - Held Up in a Burger Joint

Jonathan and Marty find themselves trapped by a rare February winter thunderhail storm. Jonathan plays the Martysplain card.

Jonathan and Marty find themselves trapped by a rare February winter thunderhail storm. Jonathan plays the Martysplain card.


Who's Shopping Now • Ep 9.99 - Can Curtains Pop Up

Jonathan and Marty really hope that you are shopping now. Please buy these products.

Jonathan and Marty really hope that you are shopping now. Please buy these products.


Do You Believe in Love After Life? Ep 67- Reginald Funderson

Jonathan and Marty pay a visit to Reginald Funderson, a couples therapist that bridges life and death.

Jonathan and Marty pay a visit to Reginald Funderson, a couples therapist that bridges life and death.


Do I Have To Go Outside? • Ep 182 - Sally Jones

Jonathan and Marty learn about camping in the Himalayas from their new friend Sally Jones. Jonathan answers your challenges in Rock and a Hard Place.

Jonathan and Marty learn about camping in the Himalayas from their new friend Sally Jones. Jonathan answers your challenges in Rock and a Hard Place.


Who Get Money? • Ep 39 - Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star

The Investors surprise Marty and Jonathan with their choices when the Inventors pitch Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star.

The Investors surprise Marty and Jonathan with their choices when the Inventors pitch Stainless Jeans, Fried Chicken Coating, and Rising Star.


What's A Boy Supposed To Do? • Ep 1995 - Nate Tyson

Jonathan and Marty chat with Nate Tyson about the upcoming Logan film, his past with Dilbert, and more. The boys square off in another round of Do You Know Jack?

Jonathan and Marty chat with Nate Tyson about the upcoming Logan film, his past with Dilbert, and more. The boys square off in another round of Do You Know Jack?


How Do They Make That? • Ep 96 - Laughter with Sam Whitfield

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sam Whitfield about the sometimes surprising techniques that go into manufacturing the laughter we all take for granted.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sam Whitfield about the sometimes surprising techniques that go into manufacturing the laughter we all take for granted.


What Do You Have To Look Forward To? • Ep 2016 A - Sandra the Executive Producer of 2016

[Time Slip Detected] Celebrating the start of 2016, Jonathan and Marty interview Sandra, the executive producer for the year 2016, to see what she has in store.

[Time Slip Detected] Celebrating the start of 2016, Jonathan and Marty interview Sandra, the executive producer for the year 2016, to see what she has in store.


Why Is This Happening To Me? • Ep 49 - Dr. Sheila Taylor

In their second attempt at a live show, Jonathan and Marty begin to self-actualize with the help of Dr. Sheila Taylor.

In their second attempt at a live show, Jonathan and Marty begin to self-actualize with the help of Dr. Sheila Taylor.


What Jingles Your Bells? • Ep 12 - Santa Pat

Jonathan and Marty chat with a very special mall Santa.

Jonathan and Marty chat with a very special mall Santa.


Do You Sweat The Small Stuff? • Ep 29 - Terry Withers

Jonathan and Marty sit down with scientist Terry Withers to discuss his research into human sweat. The team answers audience advice questions.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with scientist Terry Withers to discuss his research into human sweat. The team answers audience advice questions.


How Do You Kick It Old School? • Ep 256 - William Winkle

Jonathan and Marty go even more old school than usual with guest William Winkle, whose memories extend back to WW I.

Jonathan and Marty go even more old school than usual with guest William Winkle, whose memories extend back to WW I.


Do You Care Enough To Share? • Ep 72- LeeAnn of P.E.T.I.

Jonathan and Marty chat with LeeAnn of PETI about her mission to make humans more tolerant of our friends with more than 4 legs. A question from listener Alex B leads to sharing disappointing ride-share stories.

Jonathan and Marty chat with LeeAnn of PETI about her mission to make humans more tolerant of our friends with more than 4 legs. A question from listener Alex B leads to sharing disappointing ride-share stories.


What's In Your Kitchen Cabinet? • Ep 34 - Alphonse Gauge

Jonathan and Maggie talk finance and computers with Alphonse Gauge, an incoming cabinet member for Baltimore's Mayor-Elect.

Jonathan and Maggie talk finance and computers with Alphonse Gauge, an incoming cabinet member for Baltimore's Mayor-Elect.


What Are You Thankful For? • Ep 83 - Blue and Paul

Jonathan and Marty sit down with long-time married couple Blue and Paul to talk about how gratitude makes things work for them.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with long-time married couple Blue and Paul to talk about how gratitude makes things work for them.


Is That in Good Taste? • Ep 22 - Tablespoon Packs

AJ and Marty sit down and face off with Kurt Piper, the self-styled "inventor" of Tablespoon Packs.

AJ and Marty sit down and face off with Kurt Piper, the self-styled "inventor" of Tablespoon Packs.


Why Not Go Out On A Limb? • Ep 55 - Adrian Pineman

Jonathan and Marty bring on a new collaborator to kick the Oakley 2 build into gear.

Jonathan and Marty bring on a new collaborator to kick the Oakley 2 build into gear.


How Do You Get Rid of It? • Ep 123 - Shelley Forthwright

Happy Halloween, Evacuators everywhere! This week, Jonathan and Marty learn about spiritual cleansing with taxidermist and ghost removal expert Shelley Forthwright.

Happy Halloween, Evacuators everywhere! This week, Jonathan and Marty learn about spiritual cleansing with taxidermist and ghost removal expert Shelley Forthwright.


How's That Working Out for You? • Ep 41 - Pirates

Jonathan and Marty begin new lives aboard a pirate ship.

Jonathan and Marty begin new lives aboard a pirate ship.


How Do You Keep it Running? • Ep 117 - Stuart Smeck

Jonathan and Marty chat with Stuart Smeck about his fledgling driving school operation. Stuart answers trivia about his own business in Too Many Books to Cook.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Stuart Smeck about his fledgling driving school operation. Stuart answers trivia about his own business in Too Many Books to Cook.


Will There Be an Intermission? • Ep 82 - Marsha the Movie Bartender

After recounting their assignments from last week, Jonathan and Marty sit down with Marsha, their favorite movie theater bartender, to talk about her trade. Marsha adds scenes to turn your movie suggestions into RomComs.

After recounting their assignments from last week, Jonathan and Marty sit down with Marsha, their favorite movie theater bartender, to talk about her trade. Marsha adds scenes to turn your movie suggestions into RomComs.


How Do You Make It Work? • Ep 111 - Procrastination w/ Bailey Tericote

Jonathan and Marty chat with Bailey Tericote about his advice for dealing with too much work. Bailey answers some of your questions.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Bailey Tericote about his advice for dealing with too much work. Bailey answers some of your questions.


How Do You Mix Things Up? • Ep 10 - Baby Puddles

Jonathan and Marty chat with Callie about her unique daycare service and the joys and challenges that it presents.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Callie about her unique daycare service and the joys and challenges that it presents.


How Do You Connect the Dots? • Ep 43 - Des Moines BATT

Jonathan and Marty interview Pam and Tabitha, evidence specialists for the Des Moines, IA police department.

Jonathan and Marty interview Pam and Tabitha, evidence specialists for the Des Moines, IA police department.


How Do You Occupy Your Time? • Ep 44 - Cousin Jason

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jonathan's cousin Jason to learn what he is juggling these days.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jonathan's cousin Jason to learn what he is juggling these days.


Would You Give it a Second Chance? • Ep 70 - Adjunct Teaching

After winning a coin flip, Jonathan interviews Marty about his time teaching, and whether he would do it again.

After winning a coin flip, Jonathan interviews Marty about his time teaching, and whether he would do it again.


How Was Your First Time? • Ep 70 - First Days of Teaching

After winning a coin flip, Marty interviews Jonathan about his first time teaching, and other school-related firsts.

After winning a coin flip, Marty interviews Jonathan about his first time teaching, and other school-related firsts.


What Kind of Drugs Were You Doing? • Ep 654 - Rudyard's Edibles

In their first ever live show, Jonathan and Marty chat with Rudyard Smith about the edibles business.

In their first ever live show, Jonathan and Marty chat with Rudyard Smith about the edibles business.


What's Your Con? • Ep 21 - Otakon 2016

Jonathan and Marty split up to take on the final Otakon in Baltimore (before it moves to D.C.) and Walker Stalker Con in Philadelphia.

Jonathan and Marty split up to take on the final Otakon in Baltimore (before it moves to D.C.) and Walker Stalker Con in Philadelphia.


Are You Gonna Eat That? • Ep 35 - Meredith Stone

Jonathan and Marty interview Meredith Stone, a provider of raw diet planning services.

Jonathan and Marty interview Meredith Stone, a provider of raw diet planning services.


Will You Come Sail Away with Me? • Ep 24 - Nikki von Scheetz

Jonathan and Marty interview Nikki von Scheetz about the ways she brings energy to the cruises aboard the Baltimore Soul.

Jonathan and Marty interview Nikki von Scheetz about the ways she brings energy to the cruises aboard the Baltimore Soul.


What Wheel You See? • Ep 6 - Artscape Ferris Wheel

Jonathan and Marty split up to interview their friends Kim (who is afraid of Ferris Wheels) and Gillian (who is not afraid of Ferris Wheels) and chat about the annual Artscape festival going on in Baltimore, MD.

Jonathan and Marty split up to interview their friends Kim (who is afraid of Ferris Wheels) and Gillian (who is not afraid of Ferris Wheels) and chat about the annual Artscape festival going on in Baltimore, MD.


Why Get Out of Bed? • Ep 1148 - Y2K Celebration

Jonathan and Marty interview Gomez Oppenheimer about the upcoming celebration and historical recreation of the Earth year 2000.

Jonathan and Marty interview Gomez Oppenheimer about the upcoming celebration and historical recreation of the Earth year 2000.


Where Does Your Money Go? • Ep 69 - 4-Play University College of Knowledge

Jonathan and Marty are on the road, paying a visit to Jacq and Prescott, hosts of the 4-Play sex and comedy podcast and prolific writers of academic research grants.

Jonathan and Marty are on the road, paying a visit to Jacq and Prescott, hosts of the 4-Play sex and comedy podcast and prolific writers of academic research grants.


Did You See That? • Ep 92 - Freeform Awards

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sarah, a fan blogger who covers the Freeform network, about her superlative picks for the past season.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Sarah, a fan blogger who covers the Freeform network, about her superlative picks for the past season.


Would You Like a Sample? • Ep 222 - Homebrew Beer with Christopher Scarborough

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Christopher Scarborough to sample some of his homebrew beers.

Thanks to Christopher Scarborough of The Curioso Podcast for being on the show!

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Christopher Scarborough to sample some of his homebrew beers. Thanks to Christopher Scarborough of The Curioso Podcast for being on the show!


How Do You Fight the Power? • Ep 63 - Juniper Jones

Jonathan and Marty chat with Juniper Jones about his unique methods of fighting the music industry.

Jonathan and Marty chat with Juniper Jones about his unique methods of fighting the music industry.


How Do You Get There? • Ep 37 - Providence to Baltimore

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Adam Hippogryph to discuss the intricacies of long distance multi-modal transport from Providence, RI to Baltimore, MD.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Adam Hippogryph to discuss the intricacies of long distance multi-modal transport from Providence, RI to Baltimore, MD.


Do You Accept Your Mission? • Ep 94 - Jason Allen

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jason Allen, who is on a mission to create a new arts and entertainment startup company.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Jason Allen, who is on a mission to create a new arts and entertainment startup company.


How Do You Manage? • Ep 76 - Owen Kipling

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Owen Kipling to discuss his unique methods of managing cross-disciplinary teams.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Owen Kipling to discuss his unique methods of managing cross-disciplinary teams.


Your Trash Our Treasure? • Ep 47 - Patterson Park Flea Market

Jonathan and Marty discuss a recent interesting find at the Patterson Park Flea Market with the man who sold it.

Jonathan and Marty discuss a recent interesting find at the Patterson Park Flea Market with the man who sold it.


How Does This Affect My Karma? • Ep 31 - Adopting a Kitten

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Landon and Lloyd to discuss the implications of the couples' recent adoption of a kitten.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Landon and Lloyd to discuss the implications of the couples' recent adoption of a kitten.


Why Can't We All Be Winners? • Ep 17 - Arnold Braxton

Jonathan and Marty interview Arnold Braxton about his recent 3rd place competition finish.

Jonathan and Marty interview Arnold Braxton about his recent 3rd place competition finish.


Why Are We Playing Phone Tag? • Ep 3 - Birthday Gift

Jonathan and Marty discuss Jonathan's recent birthday celebration and the gift that Marty purchased for him.

Jonathan and Marty discuss Jonathan's recent birthday celebration and the gift that Marty purchased for him.


Is It Til Death? • Ep 28 - Jonathan

In a very special birthday episode, we find out if our very own Jonathan is in a friendship that will last until death.

In a very special birthday episode, we find out if our very own Jonathan is in a friendship that will last until death.


Is it STEAMy Enough for You? • Ep 85 - 40 Under 40 #22 - Harry K

Jonathan and Marty take a roadtrip to interview Harry K., number 22 in their "40 Under 40" series of educators that are doing remarkable work in STEAM education, about his work with Minecraft and other games.

Jonathan and Marty take a roadtrip to interview Harry K., number 22 in their "40 Under 40" series of educators that are doing remarkable work in STEAM education, about his work with Minecraft and other games.


How Was Your Stay? • Ep 53 - Zeke L.

Jonathan and Marty meet with Zeke L. to discuss compost, laundry, and his travel schedule.

Jonathan and Marty meet with Zeke L. to discuss compost, laundry, and his travel schedule.


Will You Be Our Neighbor? • Ep 11 - Maggie Robinns

Jonathan and Marty interview the proprietor of a new ice cream shop coming to Fellton.

Jonathan and Marty interview the proprietor of a new ice cream shop coming to Fellton.


How Do We Raise the Bar? • Ep 110 - DJ Square Beatz

After a quick recap of ongoing projects, Jonathan and Marty sit down with DJ []Beatz to discuss her requirements for performing at the Roundhouse Grand Opening.

After a quick recap of ongoing projects, Jonathan and Marty sit down with DJ []Beatz to discuss her requirements for performing at the Roundhouse Grand Opening.


What Will You Leave Behind? • Ep 122 - Willy Johnstone

After mixed successes in their winter camping trips, Jonathan and Marty are back in the studio and celebrating the first day of spring. To help prepare ourselves (and our less experienced listeners) for the season ahead, Bushmaster Willy Johnstone, park ranger of the Loch Raven Reservoir Trails, is here to talk about how to camp safely in the spring season.

After mixed successes in their winter camping trips, Jonathan and Marty are back in the studio and celebrating the first day of spring. To help prepare ourselves (and our less experienced listeners) for the season ahead, Bushmaster Willy Johnstone, park ranger of the Loch Raven Reservoir Trails, is here to talk about how to camp safely in the spring season.


How Do You Pop a Shot? • Ep 648 - Karaoke with Chance Pignoli

After a quick recap of the week's game nights, Jonathan and Marty change things up by interviewing Baltimore karaoke superstar Chance Pignoli.

After a quick recap of the week's game nights, Jonathan and Marty change things up by interviewing Baltimore karaoke superstar Chance Pignoli.


How Does Your Garden Grow? • Ep 16 - Charlotte Webber

Spring is in the air and it's time to start planting again! After a cold winter hiatus, Jonathan and Marty are back to get you ready to grow. Them are joined by self-proclaimed "bio-hacker" Charlotte Webber, who shares some of the interesting results of a new hybrid plant growing technique.

Spring is in the air and it's time to start planting again! After a cold winter hiatus, Jonathan and Marty are back to get you ready to grow. Them are joined by self-proclaimed "bio-hacker" Charlotte Webber, who shares some of the interesting results of a new hybrid plant growing technique.


Are You Gonna Finish That? • Ep 1 - Triple Crown

In their first episode, Marty and Jonathan sit down with Pete McAllister, the first person to complete the Baltimore Food Challenge Triple Crown.

They discuss Pete's experiences taking on some of the toughest food challenges in Baltimore.

Pete gives some classic advice on how to bring home your own food challenge wins.

In their first episode, Marty and Jonathan sit down with Pete McAllister, the first person to complete the Baltimore Food Challenge Triple Crown. They discuss Pete's experiences taking on some of the toughest food challenges in Baltimore. Pete gives some classic advice on how to bring home your own food challenge wins.


What's Your Plot? • Ep 121 - MisCHIEF

Marty and Jonathan interview Mill Miller, the inventor of misCHIEF.

Marty and Jonathan interview Mill Miller, the inventor of misCHIEF.


Is Our Children Learning? • #58 - The First Tape

After years of research, Jonathan and Marty reveal a tape that, they believe, will finally be the evidence that exonerates them.

After years of research, Jonathan and Marty reveal a tape that, they believe, will finally be the evidence that exonerates them.


What's Your Rush? • Ep 66 - Hirsch Steinbrenner

No new episode this week. Instead, here's an extended part 2 of Marty and Jonathan's interview with Hirsch Steinbrenner.

No new episode this week. Instead, here's an extended part 2 of Marty and Jonathan's interview with Hirsch Steinbrenner.


What's the Mask? • Ep. 87 - Welcome to Baltimore

Jonathan and Marty start taking in all the knowledge they'll need to make Baltimore great in the minds of the world with the help of special guest Jenny Dixon.

Jonathan and Marty start taking in all the knowledge they'll need to make Baltimore great in the minds of the world with the help of special guest Jenny Dixon.


What's That Move? • Ep 13 - Dancelish

Jonathan and Marty celebrate a (lunar calendar) year of answering your dance questions with the help of guest expert and native Dancelish speaker Juicey Smith.

Jonathan and Marty celebrate a (lunar calendar) year of answering your dance questions with the help of guest expert and native Dancelish speaker Juicey Smith.


What Did I Miss? • #103 - Optics

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Chauncee Quarrells and learn about the past, present, and future of his groundbreaking reality TV network: Optics.

Jonathan and Marty sit down with Chauncee Quarrells and learn about the past, present, and future of his groundbreaking reality TV network: Optics.


What's in a Candidate? • Ep 7 - Kevin O'Mugge

Jonathan and Marty return with the 2016 edition of What's in a Candidate, interviewing Kevin O'Mugge, the youngest presidential candidate in U.S. History.

Jonathan and Marty return with the 2016 edition of What's in a Candidate, interviewing Kevin O'Mugge, the youngest presidential candidate in U.S. History.


What's in Your Wallet? • Episode #59: Summertime

Jonathan and Marty talk summertime trends in gift cards. Jonathan feels vindicated by his Steal of the Week.

Help Joe Squared move to a new home!

Jonathan and Marty talk summertime trends in gift cards. Jonathan feels vindicated by his Steal of the Week. Help Joe Squared move to a new home!


What's in a Drinking Game? • Episode 42 - CSI:Cyber

Marty and Jonathan play vegaskid.net's CSI:Cyber drinking game.

Rules: http://vegaskid.net/2015/03/csi-cyber-drinking-game/

Show: CSI:Cyber S01E03 - "Killer En Route"

Marty and Jonathan play vegaskid.net's CSI:Cyber drinking game. Rules: http://vegaskid.net/2015/03/csi-cyber-drinking-game/ Show: CSI:Cyber S01E03 - "Killer En Route"


What's in a Game? • #73: 8's Best Retro Fun-Fest Recap

Jonathan and Marty play through some of the challenging retro games they faced at the "8's Best Retro Fun-Fest" retro video gaming competition.

Jonathan and Marty play through some of the challenging retro games they faced at the "8's Best Retro Fun-Fest" retro video gaming competition.


What's in a Zoo? • Episode 26: Dundalk Zoo

Jonathan and Marty interview Melanie Dozer, a long-time Americorps Volunteer helping to establish a new zoo in Dundalk, MD. With guest creatures!

Jonathan and Marty interview Melanie Dozer, a long-time Americorps Volunteer helping to establish a new zoo in Dundalk, MD. With guest creatures!


What's in a Party? • Episode 154

Jonathan and Marty help GuyT73 plan an 18th birthday party for his daughter. Expert guest planner Eliza of Vulvas United.

Jonathan and Marty help GuyT73 plan an 18th birthday party for his daughter. Expert guest planner Eliza of Vulvas United.


What's in a Newsstand? • Episode 220

Jonathan and Marty review the latest issues of US Weekly, Women's Health, Baltimore Style, and a new freebie pick, Latin Opinion.

Jonathan and Marty review the latest issues of US Weekly, Women's Health, Baltimore Style, and a new freebie pick, Latin Opinion.


What's in a Name? • Episode 93: SuperFight #13 Loot Crate Edition

Jonathan and Marty play SuperFight Loot Crate Edition. Marty also berates Jonathan for having never seen the film Casablanca.

Jonathan and Marty play SuperFight Loot Crate Edition. Marty also berates Jonathan for having never seen the film Casablanca.