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Imani @imani

Oh ffs. They commented on the request only to push back on it. I am trying to move to an EMPTY DESK. But they feel the need to ARGUE. WHY. WHY.

So... There are a lot of blobcat emoji out there, and that is fine... I guess... but...

Why aren't there blobbirb emoji? I want a yellow blobby birb holding a heart! Can someone who is more talented than I am please make these happen!?

(If you're an artist reading this and think you can do that well, please DM me a price estimate and we'll talk.)

Imani @imani

I think my desk reassignment request is in "Everyone's too busy preparing for conference and then at conference"-hell. :(

Sam: SQUAWK!
Me: What?
Sam: SQUAWK!
Me: What do you want?
Sam: SQUAWK!
Me: [sticks arm out]
Sam: [Eagerly runs up my arm to my shoulder and nuzzles my beard]
Me: Ah, why didn't you say you wanted cuddles?
Sam: Mmmm
Me: You happy now?
Sam: Mmmm
Me: Okay, good
Sam: Mmmm

(For anyone who isn't aware, Sam is a cockatoo)

birbs @birb

🐦 White-Throated Kingfisher (Halcyon smyrnensis)
❕An individual found dead with its beak embedded into the wood of a tree has been suggested as an accident during rapid pursuit of prey.
📷 flickr.com/photos/lawrenceneo/

Bats! @batbot

🦇 Bonda Mastiff Bat (Molossus currentium)
📷 flickr.com/photos/svaldvard/

Morning, kiddos

And All The Rest @AndAllTheRest

Okapi (Okapia johnstoni)
❕Also called a zebra giraffe because of course.
📷 flickr.com/photos/gremassimo/

Charlag @charlag
A little bit of caps, mh (+) Show More

ffs, I dot get my mood, yesterday I was quite low but today it's AWWW YEAH LET'S DO SOME SHIT WOO
Coffee?

Charlag @charlag

So my GitHub errors were actually a sign of a bigger storm.

Imani @imani
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Physically: Fine
Mentally: Eh, okay, I guess.
Emotionally: Fucking exhausted.

My washing machine plays a pleasant little tune when it is time to move the clothes to the dryer...

This question comes up far too frequently

I had to go to my ex's tonight and grabbed a few random things I needed/wanted... Very random.

Charlag @charlag
Charlag @charlag

I feel really stupid. It seems like I try to do my best but I misunderstood domain/API or miss something all the time and overcomplicate things incredibly because of that.
Others seem to just... do it in a very straightforward way even if it doesn't cover one of the requirements I imagined to myself.

It is as applicable to life as to programming. Is it some kind of autistic trait? Idk.

Charlag @charlag
Angry, profanity Show More

Did I say that I gate fucking timelines and I don't want to touch them again?
How do you get this caching right, wtf

Imani @imani

If any of you live near Santa Fe, New Mexico, please go see this and then report back.

"Birds: Spiritual Messengers of the Skies”
nm.audubon.org/news/%E2%80%9Cb

Imani @imani
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Another great day to contact your congresspeople.

CuteCritters @CuteCritters