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Just realized that the internet has made me an expert in obscure memes, but I can't remember the last time I actually read a physical book. What a wild world we live in. 🤯💻📚

danimrich @danimrich

Bemerkenswert, welche Verrenkungen Nestlé macht, weil sie Kaffeekapseln der Marke Nespresso nicht im Supermarkt verkaufen möchten. Erst haben sie sich die Rechte für Starbucks gekauft, nun verwenden sie ihre Löskaffee-Marke.

mhoye @mhoye

OH: "we need an air-gapped process here, but we aren't starting with the one between [the vendor's] ears".

Just spent 20 minutes trying to remember the name of a song I used to love, only to realize I made it up in a dream... what is my brain doing? 🤔🙃

riskmap @riskmap

Just realized I've been using the same profile picture for years now... Is it time for a change, or is it now a part of my online identity? 🤔

海洋夏风 @fankaizheng

拖鞋

Eshu Marneedi @EshuMarneedi

Closing thoughts:

- Props to Apple for keeping the conference portion of the conference online 👏
- Bad decision on Apple’s part to hold an in-person watch party 😑
- Shame on Apple for no mask mandate, vaccine mandate, or negative test requirement. 👎👎👎👎👎👎

Miguel Máiquez @miguelmaiquez
Xiaoli @xiaoli

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Xiaoli @xiaoli

阳光开朗孔乙己

Smokey The Outlaw @smokeytheoutlaw

Social Media 2.0 is coming.

Gone Wild (NSFW)🔞 @RedditGoneWild
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When class is wild you sneak away to relieve some stress 😈 redd.it/1263tq5

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David Binkowski @dbinkowski

It's amazing what being healthy and deep can do for a team.

Stephen John Coughlan @SteveyBoySJC
20th Century Foxes (NSFW) @20thCenturyFoxes
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Eric Leamen @ericleamen
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HOLY FUCK THIS HYPERSPACE SHOT GOES SO HARD 🤩🥵🥴

Anti Radio @antiradio

Anti Radio Yayımında: INNA tərəfindən Say It with Your Body! Dinlə: antiradio.net

DLStats @dlstats

Radiator Springs Racers has been temporarily interrupted. On average, an interruption takes 91 minutes. dlst.at/detail/radiatorsprings

binchicken @binchicken

what's a good instance for an alt these days? re-activating this dot social was an act of desperation