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Olanthanide @Olanthanide

On average my smartphone have a life span of about 5 years before the hardware (i.e. the part I can't fix on my own) starts to break down (usually slightly overheating over long term causes issues with circuit boards).
As a millenial, I used to have a brick of a phone that I'm pretty sure still works.

Protestation (Français) @protestation

Matérialisme et empiriocriticisme (Lénine - 1908) marxists.org/francais/lenin/wo

کدومشون؟

Panic attack...😰

t4ils @t4ils

i haven't watched a single episode of spongebob

lighthouseforum @lighthouseforum

CBP: Border agents assaulted by migrants
youtu.be/SKBqgG19qHg

RJ_RedneckJedi @RJ_RedneckJedi
~lthms @lthms

And colorless-themes has been merged to Melpa \o/

github.com/melpa/melpa/pull/60

infinite deserts @infinitedeserts

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Rabbit Rabbit @rabbitrabbit

Is there such a thing as a "kite marshall" - an officer who watches people fly kites to make sure they don't do any dangerous or illegal kite tricks - or was that something from my weird fever dream last night

emptyfortress @emptyfortress

why the feck is fuse mounting a new internal drive read-only, and where do I change this easily

Cassidy ❤️💜💙 @cassidyjames

Dear men, unless you are cosplaying Mad Men or delivering a massive cash payment, do not carry a briefcase, ever. Briefcases are for the 1950s. Carry a backpack, and/or learn how to use technology from this millennium. You look ridiculous as a 21st-century man carrying a fossil. twitter.com/ChrisW23599296/sta

بجون بهشاد هیچ دسته ای در کار نیست ، ما فقط طرف حقو میگیریم بیشتر مواقع جبهمون یکی میشه به این خاطره

User Count Bot @usercount

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zechain.net @zechain

Market Overview:
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556M MCAP

Capcom VS Everyone @vs_everyone

Egon Spengler + Lucy (Peanuts)
VS
Jerry Horne + Magica De Spell

Neea @Neea

La souveraine jeta un regard noir à sa guerrière.

"Ces agissements sont prohibés ! Cessez, ou nous devrons sévir !
- Majesté, cela m'est impossible.
- Je vous l'ordonne !
- C'est le seul de vos ordres auquel je ne peux obéir.
- Vous serez bannie !
- Et j'en souffrirais terriblement.
- Alors obéissez !
- Je ne le peux."

La reine se mit à pleurer.

"Luerne, je vous en supplie... Je ne veux pas vous perdre.
- Moi non plus, Majesté. Mais je ne peux cesser de vous aimer."

TootBot @TootBot

toot!

why cant I, @limeguy

why cant I, hold all these vegetable flannels?

Mike Quin @mquin