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Wie nennt man eine Nüsschensammelfrucht, die Auto fährt?

Eine Brummbeere!

Lawnmower_Joe @Lawnmower_Joe

Il a wrien dans le cul, ton coucou !

Lawnmower_Joe @Lawnmower_Joe

Je suis pas wrassuwré

Lawnmower_Joe @Lawnmower_Joe

I AM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Me overhearing a conversation about Linux in the gym:

Today on "Crucial Academic Works" 🧐...

LordPhoenix @lordphoenix

Je suis quand même sidéré de voir la mobilisation contre la privatisation d'ADP comparé à la difficulté de mobiliser pour défendre la SNCF…
Y'a comme un grosse dissonance je trouve…

Lynn @BorderLynn

RT @KSekouM@twitter.com

I thought I was tired of the “Chosen One” trope but I think I’m just tired of who gets chosen.

Please let me out of the rat race.

PierreM @PierreM

C'est qui le prince des baleines ?

You better cool it down

Lynn @BorderLynn

RT @jenniferpadjemi@twitter.com

mood tous les jours de mon existence

Lynn @BorderLynn

RT @thereddempress_@twitter.com

DJ Khaled keeps crying about not being number one.

That’s what happens when you don’t eat your wife’s coochie. You see how karma works?

Patrick @Patrickme

*With these few.

Patrick @Patrickme

So I finally got the job. I have a handful of employees who think it's their job to defy the rules. It's gonna be a slog when these few.

Honkey Kong Country 3 @HonkeyKong

Oo-De-Lally

Honkey Kong Country 3 @HonkeyKong

"life ain't shit but a fat vagina" - william t. riker

Lynn @BorderLynn

RT @PixelThinks@twitter.com

when people say "not all men" they're actually talking about keanu reeves

LordPhoenix @lordphoenix

C'est ce qu'on appelle avoir chaud aux fesses non? Audi rappelle 540 SUV électriques E-Tron à cause d'un risque d'incendie - Next INpact - nextinpact.com/brief/audi-rapp

Lynn @BorderLynn

RT @LaLaMilan@twitter.com

So.. this just happened on my vacay in Montego Bay, Jamaica 😩